Even the silly season deserves an All-something team.  

Head Coach
Bobby Petrino, Arkansas

Illegal hiring practices, cash payoffs, an extramarital affair and a motorcycle accident. That's one way to steal the spotlight in the SEC West.

Quarterback
Tyler Bray, Tennessee

He spent the offseason working on his accuracy and new drills to test him under pressure. Judging by the fines, he's on his way to superstardom.

Running Back
Isaiah Crowell, Georgia to Alabama State

I thought only bad guys in Michael Mann movies filed off serial numbers.

Wide Receiver
Sammy Watkins, Clemson

Littering and, littering and....

Tight End
Cameron Clear, Tennessee

Well, he's on the Cam Newton plan right now; allegedly steal a laptop, transfer and become a superstar.

Offensive Line
Ty Horn, TCU

First you get the money, then you get the power....

Defensive Line
D.J. Yendry, TCU

According to reports if Horn was D'Angelo Barksdale, then Yendry was Bodie.

Linebacker
Storm Klein, Ohio State

He brought the thunder off the field too.

Defensive Back
Tyrann Mathieu, LSU

I'm pretty sure the Honey Badger does care.