Even the silly season deserves an All-something team.
Bobby Petrino, Arkansas
Illegal hiring practices, cash payoffs, an extramarital affair and a motorcycle accident
. That's one way to steal the spotlight in the SEC West.
Tyler Bray, Tennessee
He spent the offseason working on his accuracy
and new drills to test him under pressure
. Judging by the fines, he's on his way to superstardom.
Isaiah Crowell, Georgia to Alabama State
I thought only bad guys in Michael Mann movies filed off serial numbers
Sammy Watkins, Clemson
Littering and, littering and....
Cameron Clear, Tennessee
Well, he's on the Cam Newton plan
right now; allegedly
steal a laptop, transfer and become a superstar.
Ty Horn, TCU
First you get the money, then you get the power
D.J. Yendry, TCU
According to reports if Horn was D'Angelo Barksdale, then Yendry was Bodie
Storm Klein, Ohio State
He brought the thunder off the field
Tyrann Mathieu, LSU
I'm pretty sure the Honey Badger does care